Americans Having Fun

4 Jul

In honor of July 4th, which is my second least favorite holiday closely behind New Years, I did this free association on America. Starting with the word “America” and ending with that same word. To its citizens, America is the best country on earth. To everyone else, it probably isn’t.

America

Capitalism

Money

Industry

Porn Industry

Sex Tape

Kim Kardashian

Butt

Jennifer Lopez

Divorce

My Grandma

Ohio

College

Graduation

Unemployment

Unemployment Rate

Rate

Obama

President

Government

Politics

Other Countries that Aren’t America

Foreign Policy

My Brother

Bald

Eagle

Bald Eagle

America

That is my free association on America. Gotta love this country. Personally, I’ve never felt persecuted religiously. My religion is culturally Jewish (which is code for agnostic or atheist). I love being culturally Jewish (agnostic).

Most importantly, I love you, America. I don’t judge you for your questionable past. That would be unfair. Let’s live in the present. Have the happiest of birthdays. Maybe this year a sparkler won’t fall down my shirt and singe my sternum.

Happy birthday!

(My birthday is September 18th)

Now some pictures from when I Google image searched “americans having fun”

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