Things that happen when meeting people your age

8 Jul

1. Evaluate sexual potential

2. Talk about TV shows (or radio shows, if you’re reading this Mom) from childhood

3. Talk about Arrested Development

4. Casually mention marital status

5. Try to determine each other’s annual income (mine is $ 000,000)

6. Judge based on annual income

7. Compliment each other’s hair, outfit or overall face

8. Talk extensively about future plans even if there is no future

9. Drink more alcohol

10. Debate whether to shake hands or hug while saying goodbye and settle on an awkward side hug you’ll both regret

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