Sayings I don’t understand

9 Jul

These are sayings I have a BONE TO PICK with. (Ew)

1. “Bee’s knees”

?

2. “Ducks all lined up in a row”

Or something like that

3. “Piece of cake”

Sure!

4. “Don’t put all of your eggs in one basket”

Ovaries.

5. “Apple of my eye”

Gross

6. “Fruit of my labor”

Gross

7. “Elbow grease”

Gross

8. “Chip on your shoulder”

Jay-Z?

9. “Close but no cigar”

What?

10. “No use crying over spilt milk”

I didn’t even know ‘spilt’ was a word.

11. “Don’t count your chickens before they hatch”

Ultrasound

12.”Everything but the kitchen sink”

I really don’t know.

13. “Goody Two-shoes”

Again, I really don’t know.

14. “Practice makes perfect”

This one I understand it’s just bullshit.

15. “Rome wasn’t built in a day”

No shit.

16. “The early bird catches the worm”

I don’t think this is true

17. “The straw that broke the camels back”

Pretty sure it took more than one straw, idiots….

18. “You can’t judge a book by its cover”

This one I also understand but I do it all the time so fuck off.

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