Things culturally Jewish people like

9 Jul

1. Christmas

2. Barack Obama

This picture is the best thing.

3. The Obamas

4. Liberal arts college

5. Making the joke “I’m Jew…ish!”

6. Gay people

7. Seltzer

8. Quakerism

9. Hebrew National products

10. Love

11. Dating Aryans

12. Designer mutts

13. Not becoming a lawyer or doctor

14. Mental illness

15. Woody Allen’s personal life

16. Yiddish

17. Making non-Yiddish words sound Yiddish

example: pants schmants

18. Aretha Franklin

19. Movies about the food industry

20. Talking about their more Jewish relatives

example: Jewish grandma

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