Fun & creative ways to solve the economic crisis :)

31 Jul

Now, I’m not the most political gal but as an unemployed college graduate who has never worked a real job, I think I know a thing or two about making money. Here are some tips for you, government of the United States of America.

1. Bake Sale

Bake sales are a fun way to bring the family together and get some cash in these tough times. You can sell banana bread, cupcakes and even lemonade!!!!. (2.9 million results for “obama cupcake”)

2. Register all government cars with GEICO (15 minutes can save you 15 % or more on car insurance)

Ayyyy, I’m a gecko!

3.  Stop supporting organic farms

Factory farming is so cheap and cozy! Shout out to the vegans and graduates of liberal arts college. Also, a friendly remind that this is a humor blog. xo. 

4. Steal piggy banks

5 year olds don’t need money as much as the United States, and they should understand that.

5. Sell the fat people lose after dramatic weight loss

America has a lot of fat people…

I will not put a picture here….I looked at plenty and I hate them all.

6. Spend more money on plastic surgery

I think the cosmetic surgery industry is really suffering during this financial crisis. Let’s keep America’s richest, America’s prettiest.

7. Government-sanctioned cute coin purses

Save your money in style! Obama’s face.

8. Re-Gold Rush

What ever happened to the gold rush?

9. Fast for a week, see who survives, steal money from dead people

It’s an idea. 

10. Peer pressure Canada into giving us some money

We’ve been neighbors for so long!

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