I will be using a Bobby Flay tagine recipe, “Chicken and Chickpea Tagine with Apricots and Harissa Sauce”.
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What I searched: “walrus canola oil”
What I got: large Cheez-It employee carving Mount Rushmore out of cheese
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What I searched: “walrus chicken thighs”
What I got: Liber’s Sack n-Boil
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What I searched: “walrus black pepper”
What I got: obsessive compulsive disorder
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What I searched: “walrus onion”
What I got: a walrus onion
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What I searched: “walrus ras al-hanut”
What I got: Golfer/Jays fan in sunglasses with “Deal With It” printed in front of him.
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What I searched: “walrus saffron”
What I got: optimistic tattooed woman wearing a hat. Gourd.
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What I searched: “walrus cinnamon stick”
What I found: a woman trying to be a cinnamon stick walrus
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What I searched: “walrus tomatoes”
What I got: Bread and cheese on top of intergalactic space jelly
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What I searched: “walrus chickpeas”
What I got: Friedrich Nietzsche
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What I searched: “walrus apricots”
What I got: apricot next to a spoonful of intergalactic space jelly
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What I searched: “walrus harissa sauce”
What I got: white women
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What I searched: “walrus cilantro for garnish”
What I got: map of Massachusetts
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What I searched: “walrus tagine”
What I got: panini press
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What I searched: “walrus bobby flay”
What I got: Bobby Flay’s head on Lucky (Lucky Charms mascot) next to a blonde woman I wouldn’t be friends with
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